Another Easter come and gone! As you’re joyfully nibbling (read: inhaling) all your fine chocolates, keep this happy thought firmly in mind:

You’re lucky to be alive.

Really. Congrats on making it this far, because every Easter there lies a threat almost unparalleled in our time: the Easter Bunny. Or maybe we should use quotes there, because as you’ll find below, the “Easter Bunny” is often a demon ripped from some hellscape that has more in common with Stranger Things’ Demogorgon than a fluffy, benign holiday mascot.

Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

 

1. He Will Haunt Your Dreams

Via Insta’s @zigfactor

Oh, oh no. Shades of an albino “Frank” from Donnie Darko—the eyes may not be as disturbingly prominent but the creepy aura is all there.

 

2. Proportions, Please 

Via Insta’s @ash.starz

This one doesn’t nearly carry the level of “pure evil” as the first “bunny,” but we have to say that we’re profoundly thrown by the discrepancy in head-to-body-size. Something just isn’t right here.

 

3. Easter Bunny x Slender Man

Via Twitter’s @oldschoolvid

“Circa 1900s” creepy Easter Bunny. These kids have been traumatized forever.

 

4. Ummmm

Via Twitter’s @Ron_White

No comment.

 

5. Eyeless and Soulless 

Via @someecards.com

No eyes where his eyes should be and, presumably, no soul where his soul should be. Also, we’re just really thrown off by the overall design. Who thought this looked good? WHO??!!

 

6. It’s Been a Rough Year 

Via @someecards.com

This “Easter Bunny” looks like someone’s alcoholic uncle left his costume out in the mud and rain all night and then tripped into it after a four-night pre-Easter bender. 

 

7. Don’t Mind My Tentacles 

Via Twitter’s @mentalmaven

WHAT?! Are we tripping or does this wicked, child-eating bunny have “whiskers” that look exactly like bizarre, otherworldly tentacles? This is not encouraging. At all.

 

8. “Yea, That’s Gonna Be a No From Me, Dawg” 

Via Flickr’s “jkbrooks”

Note: Going half human/half bunny in the face of your Easter Bunny outfit is never a good idea. This poor child clearly agrees.

 

9. What in the Unholy Hell?

Via Twitter’s Arctic_char

A poor quality pic, which in this case is definitely a good thing. Also, this bunny needs an orthodontist, stat.

 

10. All the Drugs 

Via @someecards.com

We’re not sure what this creepy bunny isn’t on.

 

11. Talk About Being Strung Out 

Via @someecards.com

The top and bottom half of this bunny’s face are so not in harmony.

 

12. American Horror Story: Easter Bunny

Via Twitter’s @eskarinavimes

We were gonna reveal the plot line but it’s better that we just don’t talk about it.

 

13. “Drugs Are Bad, Mmmkay?”

Via Twitter’s @para_mystery

Again. This bunny is clearly a heavy user. Seek help, dude.

 

14. Quantum Leap Bunny

Remember the “bunny” from #3 above? Yeah. He’s clearly a time-traveling threat, as seen here, and must be stopped at all costs.

 

15. WTF?!! Enough!!

Via Twitter’s @NightmareEnt1

We’re so done here.